Daily Horoscope
Aquarius ♒︎*
January 20 – February 18 · too evolved for this column †
Aquarius! Visionary! Revolutionary! Person who is definitely right about everything and is very patient with the rest of humanity for not having caught up yet! Uranus is sparking through your chart like a live wire today, flooding your already galaxy-sized brain with ideas so ahead of their time that people will only understand them in approximately fifteen years. You're welcome, future society. You're genuinely, sincerely welcome.
Around noon, you'll find yourself in a group situation where the conventional wisdom is, in your very correct opinion, completely wrong. You will say so. Clearly. Perhaps at length. The room will either think you're a genius or a lot — and the frustrating reality of being Aquarius is that both are usually true simultaneously. You care deeply about humanity in the abstract while occasionally forgetting that humans are individual people who have feelings in real time.
The evening is best spent with your small, carefully curated circle of humans who truly get you — or alone, which is honestly also great because Aquarius has a rich and wonderful inner life that could entertain itself indefinitely. The stars want you to know that your weirdness is the world's greatest resource. Keep being exactly this strange. Keep being exactly this brilliant. We would be so profoundly boring without you.
* The stars decline to be more specific, citing liability.
† Past performance of the universe is no guarantee of future results.