Gemini ♊︎*

Good morning, Gemini! Or is it? Hard to tell with you, since your mood has already changed seventeen times before breakfast. The cosmos are buzzing with dual energy today, which basically means you'll start six projects, finish zero, and somehow convince everyone around you that this is a personality trait rather than a character flaw. Remarkable, truly.

Mercury, your ruling planet and fellow agent of chaos, is spinning wildly and blessing you with the gift of talking — not that you ever needed encouragement. You'll have riveting conversations today with everyone you meet, and by 'riveting' we mean you'll speak for forty-five minutes straight and somehow say absolutely nothing of substance. A true art form, honestly.

Tonight, one of your many personalities will decide it's time for deep self-reflection, while the other one orders pizza and watches reality TV. Both are valid, according to the stars, who are frankly too tired to keep up with you. You contain multitudes, Gemini. Terrifying, exhausting multitudes. The universe loves you anyway — all twelve of you.