Daily Horoscope
Leo ♌︎*
July 23 – August 22 · assumes this page is about them †
BOW DOWN, everyone — Leo has entered the cosmic chat! The sun, your ruling star (naturally, because of COURSE you're ruled by the actual center of the solar system), is shining so brightly on you today that the rest of us might need sunglasses. You woke up fabulous and you plan to maintain that energy through every single interaction today. The world is your stage, darling, and you've never once forgotten your lines.
Creativity is at an all-time high today, which is wonderful news for your many, many creative projects that are all secretly about how great you are. Share your gifts with the world, Leo! Post that selfie. Write that monologue. The stars are cheering you on, and they would like you to know that you are, in fact, that girl/guy/person. You already knew, but confirmation from the cosmos never hurts.
Tonight, bask in the admiration of your loyal subjects — sorry, 'friends' — and remember that the universe created you specifically to be magnificent. A bit much? Sure. True? The stars will neither confirm nor deny. What they WILL say is that your flair for the dramatic makes astrology significantly more entertaining. Keep shining, you blinding, beautiful disaster. The rest of us are merely guests in your universe.
* Certified accurate by the same people who certified nothing else on this page.
† The stars decline to be more specific, citing liability.