Daily Horoscope
Taurus ♉︎*
April 20 – May 20 · will not be moved †
Ah, Taurus, the universe's most reliable couch enthusiast! Today Venus is shining down on you like a warm, buttery spotlight, which is great news because you'll need all the cosmic motivation you can get to actually leave your house. The stars have aligned in a beautiful pattern that basically spells out 'treat yourself,' and honestly, you needed zero celestial encouragement for that.
Financially, the planets are whispering sweet nothings about stability and security into your very stylish ears. Of course, you're already hoarding your resources like a magnificent dragon sitting on a pile of gold, so today is just more of the same. You'll consider a bold financial move and then decide a fancy cheese platter is a much better investment, and you know what? You might not be wrong.
Romantically, your stubborn streak is both your greatest weapon and your most spectacular downfall today. The stars suggest compromise, and you respond by digging your heels so far into the ground that geologists will find them in a thousand years. Your lucky color is green, which is conveniently the color of the plants you'll refuse to move from your favorite spot on the sofa. Flexibility is a virtue, dear Taurus — look it up sometime.
* The moon was not consulted for this forecast and has asked us to note that.
† Results may vary depending on free will, which we neither confirm nor deny.